# Best Jokes 2025 **URL:** \ **Category:** Lounge\ **Created:** [August 1, 2025, 8:42am UTC](https://community.naimaudio.com/t/best-jokes-2025/41245 "2025-08-01T08:42:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 49
**Author:** ![Skeptikal](https://community.naimaudio.com/user_avatar/community.naimaudio.com/skeptikal/32/316987_2.png) [@Skeptikal](https://community.naimaudio.com/u/Skeptikal)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2025, 3:51pm UTC](https://community.naimaudio.com/t/best-jokes-2025/41245/1022 "2025-11-30T15:51:18Z")
![IMG_8267](https://d2ikyu8xyuibjx.cloudfront.net/original/4X/8/7/d/87d3a8e01c41db5b361c073aaf04d7541197d7e5.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![RogerGround](https://community.naimaudio.com/user_avatar/community.naimaudio.com/rogerground/32/81979_2.png) [@RogerGround](https://community.naimaudio.com/u/RogerGround)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2025, 10:11pm UTC](https://community.naimaudio.com/t/best-jokes-2025/41245/1023 "2025-12-01T22:11:52Z")
Then the doctor says to Fletcher " are you a practising homosexual ?" Fletcher " what with these feet" Fletcher had been on about having bad feet so as to try and get a job in the kitchen. It is funny I can remember that line from that film from years ago, but I cannot remember why I came upstairs!!! ---
**Author:** ![Jamiewednesday](https://community.naimaudio.com/user_avatar/community.naimaudio.com/jamiewednesday/32/295768_2.png) [@Jamiewednesday](https://community.naimaudio.com/u/Jamiewednesday)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2025, 10:20pm UTC](https://community.naimaudio.com/t/best-jokes-2025/41245/1024 "2025-12-01T22:20:05Z")
“I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with ‘C’..! ![image](https://d2ikyu8xyuibjx.cloudfront.net/original/4X/9/7/d/97d3b052da6825360d0450bcc28fb6796ac69cab.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![DGP](https://community.naimaudio.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/5e9695/32.png) [@DGP](https://community.naimaudio.com/u/DGP)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2025, 8:58am UTC](https://community.naimaudio.com/t/best-jokes-2025/41245/1025 "2025-12-02T08:58:33Z")
My Porridge favourite has to be: camera shows Godber from behind doing press-ups on the cell floor as Fletcher walks in with the line “Anybody we know, Godber?”. ---
**Author:** ![Skeptikal](https://community.naimaudio.com/user_avatar/community.naimaudio.com/skeptikal/32/316987_2.png) [@Skeptikal](https://community.naimaudio.com/u/Skeptikal)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2025, 10:18am UTC](https://community.naimaudio.com/t/best-jokes-2025/41245/1026 "2025-12-02T10:18:46Z")
Another good one from the movie when McKay leaves the cell and they both munch an apple. 🤣 Poignant moment McKay on the landing. Wing singing for he’s a jolly good fellow. 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![TOBYJUG](https://community.naimaudio.com/user_avatar/community.naimaudio.com/tobyjug/32/478979_2.png) [@TOBYJUG](https://community.naimaudio.com/u/TOBYJUG)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2025, 7:38am UTC](https://community.naimaudio.com/t/best-jokes-2025/41245/1027 "2025-12-03T07:38:28Z")
I said to the wife “Your underwear is too tight and revealing” She said “Wear your f@cking own then” ---
**Author:** ![Collywobbles](https://community.naimaudio.com/user_avatar/community.naimaudio.com/collywobbles/32/192280_2.png) [@Collywobbles](https://community.naimaudio.com/u/Collywobbles)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2025, 10:01pm UTC](https://community.naimaudio.com/t/best-jokes-2025/41245/1028 "2025-12-03T22:01:08Z")
![IMG-20251203-WA0002](https://d2ikyu8xyuibjx.cloudfront.net/original/4X/3/b/a/3bac1301cbcc8b35481d5327a0e6145c5a65661c.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Tonedeaf](https://community.naimaudio.com/user_avatar/community.naimaudio.com/tonedeaf/32/262309_2.png) [@Tonedeaf](https://community.naimaudio.com/u/Tonedeaf)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2025, 3:59pm UTC](https://community.naimaudio.com/t/best-jokes-2025/41245/1029 "2025-12-04T15:59:31Z")
![image](https://d2ikyu8xyuibjx.cloudfront.net/original/4X/b/8/1/b81729886614ed284d4dcc07d6245f9cca26482e.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Tonedeaf](https://community.naimaudio.com/user_avatar/community.naimaudio.com/tonedeaf/32/262309_2.png) [@Tonedeaf](https://community.naimaudio.com/u/Tonedeaf)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2025, 8:00pm UTC](https://community.naimaudio.com/t/best-jokes-2025/41245/1030 "2025-12-04T20:00:10Z")
![image](https://d2ikyu8xyuibjx.cloudfront.net/original/4X/e/2/5/e2554b9b5f12da54282e9e67384e15dc2acfc983.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![duf666](https://community.naimaudio.com/user_avatar/community.naimaudio.com/duf666/32/290002_2.png) [@duf666](https://community.naimaudio.com/u/duf666)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2025, 8:01am UTC](https://community.naimaudio.com/t/best-jokes-2025/41245/1031 "2025-12-05T08:01:28Z")
![IMG-20240921655-019](https://d2ikyu8xyuibjx.cloudfront.net/original/4X/3/d/6/3d6d1b7c2b461235d01ce9e8b7d9c678ebb7d602.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Ebor](https://community.naimaudio.com/user_avatar/community.naimaudio.com/ebor/32/5159_2.png) [@Ebor](https://community.naimaudio.com/u/Ebor)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2025, 8:38am UTC](https://community.naimaudio.com/t/best-jokes-2025/41245/1032 "2025-12-05T08:38:18Z")
Knowing how dark medical humour can be, I can’t help wondering if the display flatlines around the corner… ---
**Author:** ![RogerGround](https://community.naimaudio.com/user_avatar/community.naimaudio.com/rogerground/32/81979_2.png) [@RogerGround](https://community.naimaudio.com/u/RogerGround)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2025, 9:07pm UTC](https://community.naimaudio.com/t/best-jokes-2025/41245/1033 "2025-12-05T21:07:20Z")
What is a metronome? A city dwelling dwarf. ---
**Author:** ![Jamiewednesday](https://community.naimaudio.com/user_avatar/community.naimaudio.com/jamiewednesday/32/295768_2.png) [@Jamiewednesday](https://community.naimaudio.com/u/Jamiewednesday)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2025, 9:22pm UTC](https://community.naimaudio.com/t/best-jokes-2025/41245/1034 "2025-12-05T21:22:26Z")
True this, we went for a drink at a seaside pub of sorts the other night, every beer was £3 a pint and it had floor to ceiling shiny gold tassels and hard shiny floors. We went to the bar, ordered three pints, two ciders and a gin and tonic. “Do you want ice in the gin?” Said the bloke at the bar. “”Do you want ice?” I called over to our seats. “No, just some lemon in it please…” She called back. Barman says “What’s she think this is, a fruit and veg shop?” ---
**Author:** ![TOBYJUG](https://community.naimaudio.com/user_avatar/community.naimaudio.com/tobyjug/32/478979_2.png) [@TOBYJUG](https://community.naimaudio.com/u/TOBYJUG)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2025, 11:07pm UTC](https://community.naimaudio.com/t/best-jokes-2025/41245/1035 "2025-12-05T23:07:11Z")
I asked my hairdresser what cut would make me look good. He said “a power cut” ---
**Author:** ![Crafty](https://community.naimaudio.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/c/b5a626/32.png) [@Crafty](https://community.naimaudio.com/u/Crafty)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2025, 7:34am UTC](https://community.naimaudio.com/t/best-jokes-2025/41245/1036 "2025-12-06T07:34:35Z")
Years ago, somewhere on the Northumberland coast line with a couple friends and called into a pub. They went to the toilet whilst I ordered the beers, when a local came up to me and said, “We think that you’d be better off in another pub”. Friends came out the toilet, and came to me at the bar and I took us all out of the bar. My mate’s missus said, “What’s up?”, “Don’t ask, just walk”, I replied Next pub was fine. Crafty ---
**Author:** ![Camphuw](https://community.naimaudio.com/user_avatar/community.naimaudio.com/camphuw/32/452543_2.png) [@Camphuw](https://community.naimaudio.com/u/Camphuw)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2025, 9:16pm UTC](https://community.naimaudio.com/t/best-jokes-2025/41245/1037 "2025-12-06T21:16:06Z")
Guilty as charged …. ![image](https://d2ikyu8xyuibjx.cloudfront.net/original/4X/b/e/e/bee8f1f8b6e1a67fd969147e2e7ae808eda6743f.jpeg) Apologies - I’m sure this has been posted before, but I just had that look. ---
**Author:** ![Eoink](https://community.naimaudio.com/user_avatar/community.naimaudio.com/eoink/32/59253_2.png) [@Eoink](https://community.naimaudio.com/u/Eoink)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2025, 11:16am UTC](https://community.naimaudio.com/t/best-jokes-2025/41245/1039 "2025-12-07T11:16:52Z")
My GP held a seminar on erectile dysfunction. It was a flop, nobody came. ---
**Author:** ![Collywobbles](https://community.naimaudio.com/user_avatar/community.naimaudio.com/collywobbles/32/192280_2.png) [@Collywobbles](https://community.naimaudio.com/u/Collywobbles)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2025, 9:43pm UTC](https://community.naimaudio.com/t/best-jokes-2025/41245/1040 "2025-12-07T21:43:33Z")
I wonder if Chris Rea has set off yet? ---
**Author:** ![RogerGround](https://community.naimaudio.com/user_avatar/community.naimaudio.com/rogerground/32/81979_2.png) [@RogerGround](https://community.naimaudio.com/u/RogerGround)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2025, 10:03pm UTC](https://community.naimaudio.com/t/best-jokes-2025/41245/1041 "2025-12-07T22:03:22Z")
Yes, and is he now in an EV? ---
**Author:** ![Al\_Faromeo](https://community.naimaudio.com/user_avatar/community.naimaudio.com/al_faromeo/32/400718_2.png) [@Al\_Faromeo](https://community.naimaudio.com/u/Al_Faromeo)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2025, 10:52am UTC](https://community.naimaudio.com/t/best-jokes-2025/41245/1042 "2025-12-08T10:52:26Z")
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