the correct answer is two, two, two, two
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How many Pet Shop Boys does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and the other to stand moodily in the background.
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How many Vietnam vets to change a lightbulb?
You weren’t there, man
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How many hipsters to change a lightbulb?
It’s a really rare number - you’ve probably never heard of it
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One for the medics
How many orthopaedic surgeons to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the lightbulb in place, the second to hammer the b*stard in
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Remember this one published few weeks ago:
How many Amish to change a light bulb ?
A what ?
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Doctors at a hospital in Brooklyn, New York have gone on strike.
Hospital officials say they will find out what the Doctors’ demands are as soon as they can get a pharmacist over there to read the picket signs!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one. She stands there, holds the lightbulb and the rest of the universe revolves around her.
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How many altos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They can’t get up that high.
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How many tenors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three. One to go up the ladder and give it a go, one to hold the ladder firmly in case the first one slips and goes into falsetto and the third to complain that it’s all too high.
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And, to complete the quartet:
How many basses does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They’re so macho, they just walk about in the dark, smashing their shins on the furniture.
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How many Sexually Progressive Insubordinates does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Just the One. But it takes a whole Emergency department to unscrew it and take it out.
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This has been done before, I’m sure, but..
How many psychotherapists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. But the lightbulb really has to want to change.
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Terrible 
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Lawdy….it took me a while……..
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I’m not there yet…
No Lemons ??
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