Best jokes

I thought that would happen, turkeys are very sensitive creatures. :innocent: :turkey:

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Thanks to my local town’ FB page and ‘kat loves laughter’. I thought my ‘floaters’ were back …

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There are no severe winds, rain or snow forecast for today.

The Met office have advised motorists to make unnecessary journeys.

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I screwed up at my new job working in the spice factory and mislabelled all the jars - I’m not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Does anyone know if it’s possible to have a skin graft taken from a buttock to donate to someone who isn’t a relative?

Arse skin for a friend…

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Went out for a works Christmas lunch today. Due to concerns about plastic waste, they don’t put out crackers any more. Some people were very disappointed, but I thought it was crack-a-lackin.

Mark

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worhsipper?

He sold his soul to Santa.

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Dyslexics of the world UNTIE! :fist:

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Did you hear about the dyslexic New Zealand Rugby coach who put Joanna Lumley on the wing, (old joke, god rest his soul)

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and then there was the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who woke up in the middle of the night wondering if there really was a dog.

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These dyslexic jokes this evening have hit a new owl.

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Yes, they’re a hoot.

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Hoot hoot … thats an Owl that is.

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What does DNA stand for?

National Association of Dislexics

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I thought they were a lot of Loblocks :slight_smile:

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The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death.

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Bowie: why so sad Bing?

Bing: My inflatable bottom has gone flat.

Bowie: You need my rubber bum pump?

Bing: Rubber bum pump?

Bowie: Rubber bum pump.

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