I thought that would happen, turkeys are very sensitive creatures.
There are no severe winds, rain or snow forecast for today.
The Met office have advised motorists to make unnecessary journeys.
I screwed up at my new job working in the spice factory and mislabelled all the jars - I’m not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.
Does anyone know if it’s possible to have a skin graft taken from a buttock to donate to someone who isn’t a relative?
Arse skin for a friend…
Went out for a works Christmas lunch today. Due to concerns about plastic waste, they don’t put out crackers any more. Some people were very disappointed, but I thought it was crack-a-lackin.
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worhsipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
Dyslexics of the world UNTIE!
Did you hear about the dyslexic New Zealand Rugby coach who put Joanna Lumley on the wing, (old joke, god rest his soul)
and then there was the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who woke up in the middle of the night wondering if there really was a dog.
These dyslexic jokes this evening have hit a new owl.
Yes, they’re a hoot.
Hoot hoot … thats an Owl that is.
What does DNA stand for?
National Association of Dislexics
I thought they were a lot of Loblocks
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The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death.
Bowie: why so sad Bing?
Bing: My inflatable bottom has gone flat.
Bowie: You need my rubber bum pump?
Bing: Rubber bum pump?
Bowie: Rubber bum pump.