Oh thank you, not what I was expecting…
I had my hair cut under the bacon slicer at sainsburys
Notice in a supermarket: “We ask parents to refrain from letting their children sit on the bacon slicer, as we’re getting a little behind in our orders.”
It took me a while to work it out.
My marriage ended quickly we fought over custody of the wedding cake
Custard and wedding cake - clearly a bad idea.
I had 8 months on a feeding tube owing to a road accident. After that i can eat anything ice cream with tomato sauce.
I once worked on the Deli at a well known supermarket. Unfortunately I got the sack for putting my willy in the bacon slicer. I appealed and to be fair they sacked her as well.
An alternative caption might be ‘Can you get my umbrella, darling, it looks like reindeer’.
You would need to be a Prefab Sprout fan.
Ah, a band I know by name only.
I know the band, know the song…still don’t get the joke
I am a bee of little brain, after all…practically a drone!
I will have a pint of Flowers
Sorry, really hate that song.
No you don’t but I may be laughing at a different joke.