Thanks HL
Iam a dyslexic agnostic i don’t believe in dogs
I was in hospital and i told the Russian nurse I have
Piles she thought i was rich.
I was in a restaurant and asked the waiter do you have
Fish balls he replied sorry sir it is the way i walk
A lot of people no nothing about music i worked
With someone who thought A duet was jewish sisters
My friend asked me he said he has a lot of money
And he is 60 he would like to go out with an attractive
Young girl shall i tell her iam 50 i said tell her you are
80
This guy was due to be executed in texas.
The priest asks him have you any final wish before
You have the lethal injection he replies i would like to
Learn chinese
Mrs smith went the doctor mr harris every day one day she goes and she sees another doctor she enquires where is doctor harris. She is informed that he has died of a heart attack. She collapses and dies in the surgery. Dr harris is 6ft underground and he thinks at least i have got rid of that awful mrs smith
There is a tap on his coffin it is mrs smith she asks the
Doctor have you got anything for worms
@Brian1 why are you replying directly to me? What’s this got to do with my post to which you are replying?
@Dreadatthecontrols He’s hitting the wrong reply button - an individual rather than the thread.
A chap goes to the Doctors (Pre Covid-19 obviously)
He says Doc I’ve got a bit of a problem, I can’t stop whistling and singing Delilah and the Green green grass of home ?
Hmm says the Doctor I think you have a strong case of Tom Jones syndrome.
Oh says the chap I’ve never heard of that is it common?
Well says the Doctor, It’s not unusual…
Boom, I’m here all week.