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Maybe, but at least they made the picture on the pack about 80% less obviously phallic.

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I do need buttermilk in the odd recipe, but I think I’d get the missus to pick that up for me when she’s out …
I don’t actually get why the cartons are crushed, tho.

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Ah, you’re right, it’s a deeply unfortunately-placed crease in the packaging that has resulted in it looking like something wholly unsuitable for a family forum such as this.

Mark

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Yes, I thought that might be a crease in the carton.

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Crease in the carton = thin end of the wedge.

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I’ve seen that picture a few times but only just noticed there’s a jug in it.

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The boss says build stairs, I build stairs.

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Only once in every 7 thousand years for this celestial alignment to occur.

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:arrow_heading_up: I must have been to some really rare gigs lately, then!

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I can’t look at that; with a cataract in my left eye, the glare from all those reflections is horrific!
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My wife, being somewhat short-sighted, used to say that she could always find me in the dark by looking for the moonlight reflecting off the top of my head.

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Coo coo ca-choo…

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No, that’s Mrs Robinson. The nonsense you need it ‘goo goo g’joob’, obviously

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Sometimes all you can do is hang on…

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