The USA is now hunting for Ayman al-Zahari’s lesser-known Northumberland-based sibling,
Wayayman al-Zahari.
IGMC.
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Ordered 5 litres of Tippex from Amazon yesterday … … … big mistake.
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Ah, human imagination!
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In the 1970s, famed producer Mickie Most was a judge on New Faces and was known to be a harsh critic: “no turn left unstoned.”
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That is a very good optical illusion , we need that on the new Poseidon aircraft
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Ah’ve jist been tae the baker’s shop, an’ asked him :
“Hoo come aw yer cakes ur 50p each, but that wan over there’s a poon?”
He says :
“That’s Madeira cake”. 
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You’re not and Engineer, are you …
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I recall reading a message scrawled on the wall in the toilet of the engineering building at Bristol, which read, “Six munce ago I cudunt even spill ingineur, now I are one”. It wasn’t you by any chance, was it? 
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No, but I married one, fathered another and have taught many!
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Wow … small world. To be fair, I was in my cups at the time …
As the base set are ‘wise monkeys’, I assume the 4th to be modelled on a certain footballer’s wife, as the anti-monkey? 
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I am guessing that the Düsseldorf team would be strong on Science, Technology and Transport?
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The cologne team strong on chemistry and home economics.
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