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They’ll need a deeper hole when they come to end of life.

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The undertakers stiff as a board meeting?

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Shamelessly stolen from another hifi forum:

I’ve heard that the Post Office is to be renamed “Charles III Post Office”…

…or C3PO for short

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Apparently Russia is now the largest supplier of heavy weapons and ammunition to Ukraine…

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One careful owner, low mileage. Paintwork needs retouching in places.

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I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink last night … … …

I’m in the hospital now, waiting to be seen!

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Angus looking very formal in that suit!:joy::joy:

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My sister fell in love with a crane operator but was let down.

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Never mind, he might see sense, and pick her up again. :joy:

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Out for a walk along the Thames today and spotted this which did make smile.

Took me back to schooldays when the local village hall cinema was showing Planet of the Apes and my mate and I changed Apes on the pegboard to Peas so it read Planet of the Peas.

50 years later and it still makes me chuckle.

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“Doctor! Doctor! I keep thinking I’m a supermarket!”

“How long have you felt like this?”

“Since I was Lidl…”

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Apparently we’re now going to be given all new coins in the UK. I’m not happy, I hate change.

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A bloke I know, every time he goes into Lidl, he can’t help but shout out “BROCCOLI BOLLOX!” or “CAULIFLOWER COCKS!”. I guess it’s Florets.

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Whoopi Goldberg once said, ‘Always leave them wanting more…’

Ironically that’s how she lost her job with UNICEF.

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Other energy beverages are available.

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Have you met my mate Jack?

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Reminds me of this little moment of hilarity:

It really gets going around the 1:30 mark.

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