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Some time ago, a planned rock festival on the Devon/Cornwall border was cancelled because of an argument over top billing.
Organisers couldn’t decide whether Cream or The Jam should go on top.

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steve

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Human development…:sunglasses:

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I posted this a few thousand posts further back.

My dear wife & our cat sent me this as a birthday card six years ago when, at sixty, I bought my first bike (& all the kit) after a forty four year break from cycling.

I thought it was very funny but after further reflection had to admit they were probably ‘saying it as they saw it’ & were, unfortunately, not far from the truth…

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I went to chemist yesterday to buy some antiperspirant.

The girl behind the counter asked if I wanted ball type or aerosol.

I said neither, it’s for under my arms.

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That only works in a Swedish accent

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Like this?

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Exactly!

The version that I know begins with:

A Scottish soccer fan travels to Stockholm to see Scotland play Sweden in the European Cup Final

and ends with:

“Och no, hen, it’s for under ma arms!”

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Thanks for the laugh. It worked fine without the Swedish accent, and I can’t stop chuckling about it.

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Do we have an emoji for a blank look?

steve

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:no_mouth:

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Thanks

steve

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Presumably this is to whom IainW refers? I am not acquainted with the gentleman in question.

I wonder how many years it will be before regret sets in…

steve

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If you want to be really hardcore you can just use this:

:yellow_circle:

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