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Just had a laugh out loud moment! :rofl: :joy:

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wile e coyote help

I like that one…

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So do I

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I prefer it in this (hopeless) context…

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My sympathy is always with Wiley Coyote , I think he needs to get a good lawyer and sue ACME

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After forty years, I’m still rather angry with my classmates for voting me the person most likely to bear a grudge.

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Yep I always wanted him to bite that irritating road runners arse!!

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yes, yes, yes !!!

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I know I shouldn’t but this made me smile.

“ A British prisoner captured by Russians in [Ukraine] has revealed they forced him to listen to ABBA 24 hours a day.”

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His interrogation training held up until they escalated to Adele

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Followed by Coldplay and Morrissey…

steve

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That’s a step too far, and most certainly against The Geneva Convention.

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Sorry to say it, but it’s probably early period Floyd now.

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Tell them to just sit on the floor and be quiet.

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It’s not very well known that throughout the 1960s and 70s the actor Michael Caine used to throw very lavish and wild parties at his mansion, usually frequented by many of the rich and famous rock and pop stars of the time. At one of these parties Caine had arranged for a few lady ‘escorts’ to entertain Jim Morrison and the members (:wink:) of his latest band, one of Michael’s favourite groups at this time.

As the booze and drugs flowed, morals and underwear started to loosen, and couples started to peel off from the main room to find themselves a little bit of privacy.

It all ended in tears of course. Taking a bathroom break, Caine walked in on Mick Jagger, trousers around his ankles, with one of the escorts kneeling in front of him. Caine was incandescent, screaming “You’re only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off”!

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By the time I got to “Jim Morrison” I could hear the punchline :rofl:

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