Two statues, of a man and a woman, have been in the local park for longer than anyone can remember. One day they magically come to life. They look at each other, their eyes light up, and they dart into the nearest bushes. Much commotion ensues, finally subsiding after half an hour. They pause for breath.
“Let’s do it again, but this time … you know … reverse the roles … ?”
“What? You mean, you hold the pigeon, and I sh_t on it?”
The Chief Executive of the NHS said she’s very concerned about over supply of Viagra. She went on to say that we just can’t go on prescribing it willy nilly.