Reminds me of this old joke: (almost as old as Moses probably)
‘Moses as a kid’
Vintage air guitar up for sale £7999.00
A great bargain - that looks like one of the ones that can be a Fender or a Gibson, depending on circumstances.
If sea levels are rising higher and higher, how will we get more droughts?
I see “Best Jokes” has lazily morphed into “Birthday-Card-Humour Cartoons”.
I would be happy to start a ‘humorous cartoon’ thread.
But, in the meantime, anything that makes me smile / laugh is a joke …
“So what’s the verdict doctor?”
“Good news or bad news?”
“Good news first…”
“We’ve named a disease after you!”
Yes ! But it only comes around once a year !
A guy sees a sign outside a house that reads ‘Talking dog for sale’. Intrigued he enquires and asks the dog what kind of life it has led.
“Well” replies the dog “I spent some years in the Alps rescuing skiers, then did a tour or two overseas with the military. More recently I’ve been closer to home reading to the old in retirement homes”.
“My goodness!” Exclaims the man to the owner, “why would you want to sell a dog like that?”
“Because he’s a liar” replies the owner “he hasn’t done any of those things”
I told my wife she was painting her eyebrows on too high
She looked surprised…
From R4 just now:
‘The next time you hear a Brit getting uptight about US colonialism, remember, they learnt it from the best’.
5 out of 6 Russian roulette players say it is perfectly safe.
Marriage guidance counsellor to his client, “Your wife says you never buy her flowers”.
Guy says “I never knew she sold flowers”.
