The anaesthetist told me that he could put me under for the operation either with gas or by knocking me out with a large paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
The anaesthetist told me that he could put me under for the operation either with gas or by knocking me out with a large paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
I was on holiday in China and took a chance with the street food and ordered a tray of fried locusts. The vendor said “Do you want flies with that?”
Went for a job in a warehouse this morning. First question - can you make tea? Sure I said.
Right, good. Can you drive a forklift?
Strewth mate, how big’s the teapot?
You ought to be ashamed of yourself!
Whilst we’re in the heinously-appalling-pun territory, a work colleague recently told me he’d be celebrating his birthday for precisely half a minute. Why?
He was about to stop being 31?
B-doom tssh!
FIVE TIPS FOR A WOMAN …
I tried to change my password to PENIS. they said it was too short
I’ve changed it to ‘INCORRECT’ - if for whatever reason I forgot, they remind me
The question is,what is an occasional table the rest of the time ?
And where do you put your air guitar when you are not playing it?
In the airing cupboard.