Apparently he’s been hiding with me, cause I’m not familiar with it either. 
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Not so much best jokes, but if you can bear watching a couple of minutes of the best thing ever recorded for television.
To the tune of £250k a year last I heard…
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I thought that would happen, turkeys are very sensitive creatures. 
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There are no severe winds, rain or snow forecast for today.
The Met office have advised motorists to make unnecessary journeys.
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I screwed up at my new job working in the spice factory and mislabelled all the jars - I’m not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.
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Does anyone know if it’s possible to have a skin graft taken from a buttock to donate to someone who isn’t a relative?
Arse skin for a friend…
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Went out for a works Christmas lunch today. Due to concerns about plastic waste, they don’t put out crackers any more. Some people were very disappointed, but I thought it was crack-a-lackin.
Mark
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worhsipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
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Dyslexics of the world UNTIE! 
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Did you hear about the dyslexic New Zealand Rugby coach who put Joanna Lumley on the wing, (old joke, god rest his soul)
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and then there was the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who woke up in the middle of the night wondering if there really was a dog.
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These dyslexic jokes this evening have hit a new owl.
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Yes, they’re a hoot.
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Hoot hoot … thats an Owl that is.
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