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That should be in the Cod Philosophy

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“Mum, did you want a boy or a girl?”
“I just wanted a back rub”

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Don’t you just love spill chuckers

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Would someone please explain this one? I’ve been looking at it for a while, but still don’t get it.

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Often, when Italian is spoken passionately, it’s with hand gestures for added emphasis? :pinched_fingers:

The sign is actually asking people not to feed the goat.

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I do this when speaking English…

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That’s what I had guessed, but I thought that couldn’t possibly be the ‘joke’, so I assumed I must have been missing something.

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Well, they are particularly famous for it. They tend to use more extravagant and expressive hand gestures than people from other countries, though pretty much all cultures use some.

That particular gesture is used for emphasis and used a lot.

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duf666…

Almost as bad as when the price for tzatziki and taramasalata collapsed in Greece, leading to a double-dip recession.

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Why did the French chef want to die?

He’d lost his huile d’olive

(Or he’d had an oeuf)

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They are a bit late, clocks should have changed 10 days ago.

Mind you, I haven’t changed the one in my car yet.

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Security is beginning to be relaxed at airports

Screwdrivers and drills are to be permitted on Boeing flights

This will allow passengers to help with maintenance

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It’s easier to leave it be.

By the time you’ve read the manual and given up, given it to a young person to read and understand to try and do it, the six months will be almost up.

DG…

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