and now?
He’s a believer. 
Mother Superior is saying to Sister Imelda, “Oh look, it’s the deluxe version…”
The BBC has discontinued its market data feeds on both the website and red button (UK only) services. We have previously provided delayed updates on major stock prices, currencies, and commodities.
This change is part of our broader initiative to…streamline operations and improve other essential aspects of the BBC’s digital journalism.
This forms part of the BBC’s strategy to deliver value for all of its audiences.
You couldn’t make it up…‘You’re far better off paying the BBC not to provide news and data…’
The words which got me were;
‘We will continue to deliver comprehensive coverage of significant business and economic stories through our TV and radio broadcasts, as well as our news website and other digital platforms.’
Er, comprehensive (when was that?), and let’s face it, they aren’t very ‘accurate’ (best stop here).
My internet connection went down for five minutes, so was forced to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.
My mate Jodie took that picture. It’s Sowerby Bridge. The road you see on the “nun” side of the shot is a steep hill, I live 50m elevation up the hill.
A DEA officer stopped at a ranch and told the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.”
The rancher said, “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there,” as he pointed out the location.
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, “Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!” Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. “See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish…. On any land! No questions asked! Do you understand?!!”
The rancher nodded politely, apologised, and went about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher’s big bull…… With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely he’d get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs…… “Your badge, show him your BADGE!!”
