What do you call only three crows sitting in a tree ?
An Attempted Murder of crows.
What do you call only three crows sitting in a tree ?
An Attempted Murder of crows.
Maddy may well have done it, as well. We saw Kate Rusby many years ago in Salisbury (her annual Xmas concert) and she did three versions of “Shepherds” in the single concert - all slightly different; I’m pretty sure one of which was to the tune of Ilkley Moor.
A man calls his wife from the office on a Friday and says, “Honey, I have a great opportunity to go on a fishing trip with the guys. The fish are supposed to really be biting. Can you do me a favor, gather my fishing gear and some clothing, along with my tackle box. Oh, could you include some extra clothing?
The husband comes home, gathers his gear and tackle box, quickly dresses in his fishing get-up, then kisses his wife goodbye.
Sunday night, the husband comes home and his wife asks him how the fishing trip went.
“Oh, it was terrible. False alarm didn’t get one bite.” He pauses. “By the way, I told you to put some extra clothing with my gear. I didn’t see it. Did you forget?”
“Oh I included it.”
“Ok, so where was it?”
She answers, firmly, “In your tackle box.”
How very true that is, speaking from experience.
Just had 4 rolls of Scotch Tape arrive from Amazon. Not the dispensers, just four little rolls of tape!!
Safely delivered.
Add it to the list of other Naim things not working.
DG…
Yes one is
Just because I have ADHD doesn’t mean…Oh look! A Chicken!
In a similar vein (you’ve probably seen it?), classic BBC comedy from the early 1980s – only a minute or so long.
My boss told me that they were doing random drug testing today. I said stay away from crack - that’ll really mess you up….