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Yep, that’s how I remember it.

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spot on

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“America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilisation”
George Clemenceau

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Clemenceau was a tw@t!

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Sooo true…

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Some big, scary, heavily armed boys will be knocking on your door later. No, not true: they’ll be knocking it down. Get out while you can.

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‘Where are the carriers?’

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When did he say that?

He may have missed a bit.

Watching breakfast telly on the Beeb, story about uninsured drivers.

Interview with a policeman in a car park where they were checking for insurance.

They’d just seized an uninsured Range Rover when a family member showed up to complain and harass them, in what turned out to be an uninsured minivan. So they seized that.

And then yet another showed up to pee about with them, in another uninsured Rangey! He was clearly amused with these three vehicles lined up behind him :slightly_smiling_face:

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Yes, just seen that. You could not make it up. :joy:

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With a bit of luck the uninsured vehicles will be towed away, crushed and melted down. :+1:

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Well they get them back once fine and points imposed I believe. As discussed on TV though, the fine is £300, which in comparison with cost of insuring a couple of big blingy Rangeys is relatively peanuts.

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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row, now.

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steve

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steve

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“A pint of stoat”

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