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The daily newspapers joke is usually awful. Occasionally, there is one I find funny. Here is todays:-
How many opticians does it take to change a light bulb?
Is it one or two? One …or two?
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You just can’t trust ladders - they’re always up to something.
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These days I just need three shops, Specsavers, Boots and Greggs
It’s just specs, drugs and sausage rolls
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Amazing how so many things taste like chicken - even buffalo wings.
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You can kiss a nun once, and you can kiss a nun twice, but you mustn’t get into the habit.
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364 days of the year: Do NOT eat anything you find on the ground.
Easter: Go and search in the dirt for candy a strange giant bunny left for you, kids.
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