Yep, it’s very neat.
Long time no see?
Yep, I’m afraid so. Well done.
I just worked it out, without realising that Dozey had written the answer immediately above this, and that you had confirmed it.
I thought you simply hadn’t seen each other for a while. D’oh.
How about:?
Potty train (4)
Trump’s obsession with work strike (6)
First is loco. I need to work on the second!
Second one is wallop, that made me smile.
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You’ve all taken my rant and gone for a civilised discussion. Fair enough. As long as you start pronouncing your “r’s.” 
In a sh*t position, being a resident without entitlement? (9)
(The original Private Eye crossword did not need/have an asterisk) Talking of which:
Uranium poo container takes hospital down (7)
No one got the “Three swans…” one yet?
I’m thinking squatter, but that’s only 8 letters.
Well three swans is an anagram of the answers, so I’m guessing the answer is anagram.
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…Spot-on!
And a more ‘sh*t position’ would be ‘squatting’…
Oh yes, of course! It’s always easier to think clues through when you have a real crossword in front of you, I think.
Well done!
Oh I like this one, unhappy.
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China ends red Revolution (7) …
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Dresden
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Any prize on the bottom shelf for that man …
In the Naim world, that’s probably a 500Ps or a 500 head unit, not to be sneezed at.
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Doctor hated curtains (5)
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Death