Which one?
Australia - dire song but visually impressive. It’s supposed to be a song contest after all…but when has that stopped weird things winning in the past?
Spain - I hate to say it as I thought it was quite naff, but I suddenly found my feet tapping - that was a first tonight.
How do they get down?
I hope the girl wearing the chandelier knickers is ok.
How do they get down?
Was Katy Perry there?
Were I a betting cat then in order:
Serbia, North Macedonia, Azerbaijan or most likely France for me.
Oh God Conchita’s back!
Is Madge planning some controversy I wonder?
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Well some bird, sorry a young lady, is now dancing with a starfish over her modesty…this goes from bizarre to sublime…
I need some of those silver shorts
We need the photos of you wearing them…
I never thought a bunch of blokes in sparkly outfits could make the YMCA look butch (and I’m not talking about any 70’s glam rock bands).
Was that Barry Humphries?
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You really don’t
Man City get my vote
So…will good old UK get off the bottom? Difficult. Lots of quality opponents.
Apparently Maradonna is coming on at half time.
Sometimes I wish I understood football.
Tough bunch of acts to follow. He must be concerned.
The Hand of God live on stage, should be spectacular!