Toto?
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Q: What did your last slave die of?
A: Sloth.
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Hereâs a real life joke from this morning.
Mrs. FZ: âYou cannot ever change the speakers in the kitchen because they are exactly the right height for our Shinto charms. There isnât another surface in the whole room suitable for them to perch on so the speakers have to stay forever and that is final!â
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Lucky youâŚ.
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What, youâve never had your significant other just tell you something âwas finalâ before? If so, I simply donât believe you 
This all because I pondered replacing them at some hypothetical distant future date with speakers that are either short or have no flat surface for her to put s%%t on.
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No, she said Shinto.
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I used to look forward to my mother & then my late wife saying â& thatâs the last time I am going to tell youâ.
Unfortunately, neither of them kept their wordâŚâŚ
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Men marry the woman they love, hoping that they will never change. Women marry the man that they are determined to change him.
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You neglected the punchline. That both sides donât get what they want. Women evolve and grow and change. Men get stuck at 14 and stay there pretty much forever.
Everyone has an unrealistic expectation. The hifi/music collection is just a sort of substitute for the hobbies of adolescence.
I set the expectations early. Every birthday for the past 23 years, Iâve told Mrs. FZ âIâm five today.â 
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Back in the days of Englandâs Glory matches with âmottosâ on the back.
A woman marries a man, spends her life turning him into the man of her dreams, then complains he is not the man she married!
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What has this got to do,with Hifi jokes
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Thread 
drift
It does happen from time to time 
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Apologies, just a recollection following the one that Beachcomber had posted.
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She realised that a man of her dream is not an audiophile.
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I thought that women like men who carefully listen âŚ
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