My wife has it built in!
In this household there is a “Hifi & camera parts” detector. Detection rate is 100%!
We also have three “Dreamies tin rattle” detectors. Detection rate is slightly less than 100%, especially when the sun is warming the conservatory and snoozin’ is in progress.
I posted the post below on an LP12 thread on this forum yesterday. It was suggested that I posted it on here as well.
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I’ve had a few emails from those nice people at Linn recently.
I told my wife there are some upgrades to my Lp12.
“Oh”
“Yes, one is a circuit board in a nice box that helps drive the rubber band”
“ How much?”
“ "£11,500”
“******* ****”
I thought this was a joke thread. But loo seat covers will give me nightmares for weeks now.
lol 
A friend of mine had a clear resin loo seat cover which showed off the seashells and barbed wire embedded in the resin. I never felt safe sitting down in her bathroom. (Fortunately replaced now.)
You replaced a friend just because she had a dodgy loo seat?
I was being harsh but fair.
Slightly depressing 
Pardon? Speak up, young man!
Hopefully that won’t happen for real
Don’t check the Ansuz thread then 