Are the potatos in?
I’ve got the receipt.
Can I get anyone anything? Hats, coats?
No sprouts for me, thank you.
More Wine !
I couldn’t eat another one
Oh, go on then.
More champagne, dear?
I,m stuffed
I’ll put the sprouts on we need them in 2 hours!!!
When are they leaving.
Why did you invite them.
I told you not ask them over.
I’m bored.
What in God’s name possessed you to think I wanted that?
Do you remeber how awful Christmas was when we met up with lots of people you never saw during the rest of the year.
Happy Christmas
Two hundred and fifty.
Two hundred and fifty?
“The turkey’s dry again despite following cooking instructions correctly”.
“We hate turkey, why do we bother each year?”
It’s just too hot for a baked dinner.
Is it too early for whisky?
Not in the UK it isn’t
Is it too early for whisky ?
No
Well thats done and dusted for the year, only 364 days to go…
“Sorry”
“Do you want the subtitles on ?”
“Can you whizz it in the microwave a bit for me ?”