Most common Xmas Day phrases

Are the potatos in?
I’ve got the receipt.
Can I get anyone anything? Hats, coats?

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No sprouts for me, thank you.

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More Wine !

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I couldn’t eat another one

Oh, go on then.

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More champagne, dear?

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I,m stuffed

I’ll put the sprouts on we need them in 2 hours!!!

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When are they leaving.
Why did you invite them.
I told you not ask them over.

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I’m bored.

What in God’s name possessed you to think I wanted that?

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Do you remeber how awful Christmas was when we met up with lots of people you never saw during the rest of the year.

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Happy Christmas :roll_eyes:

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Two hundred and fifty.
Two hundred and fifty?

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“The turkey’s dry again despite following cooking instructions correctly”.

“We hate turkey, why do we bother each year?”

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It’s just too hot for a baked dinner.

Is it too early for whisky?

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Not in the UK :uk: it isn’t

:crazy_face::crazy_face::crazy_face::crazy_face::crazy_face::crazy_face::crazy_face::crazy_face:

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Is it too early for whisky ?

No

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Well thats done and dusted for the year, only 364 days to go…

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“Sorry”
“Do you want the subtitles on ?”
“Can you whizz it in the microwave a bit for me ?”

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