Quotable quotes

I’ve been aware of Alfred Wainwright for many years and done three tours in The Lakes, albeit on a mountain bike.

Having just recently had to give up mountain biking due to flattened spinal discs and become restricted to smooth tarmac cycling, I’ve taken up pole walking for my off-road jollies, in the meantime ordering a boxed set of his seven guides for my summer reading.

Whilst toying with the idea of a walking tour in the Lakes next year, I’ve done a deep dive into AW’s life via a few YT vids and the like, including a detailed documentary on the great man.

Near the end of the documentary, it explores his love of the great outdoors, during which he says:

“It’s a wonderful world, but… it would be even more wonderful, if it were not for some of the people who live in it.”

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They didn’t have any Aspirin so I got you some cigarettes.

Homer Simpson
(there are 100s more :grin:)

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I know that I know nothing

Socrates via Plato

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Same line for management. It would be great if it weren’t for people.

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Sadly I realised some years ago that my brain does not retain most great quotes so I started an iOS note with them in. It serves a purpose from time to time.

Always started with “In my defence I was left unsupervised.”

This fabulous quote that the move to suggest being nice is good enough isn’t actually good enough.

“Nice and good are not the same thing. Nice says nothing about morals or integrity or beliefs, it’s just a knowledge of how to appear affable. It’s dependent on whoever is calling you nice, it doesn’t stand on its own. Nice isn’t something I should work for. Being good and kind, that means something.”

“Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be.”

“It’s not the voting that’s democracy, it’s the counting”.

“Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not: nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not: the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent.”

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Dúirt mé leat go mé breoite, Irish for “I told you I was ill”

Spike Milligan’s headstone

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“There’s only 2 forms of music, good and bad” (John Coltrane).

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“Hell is other people” Jean-Paul Sartre

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"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.” ― Oscar Wilde

DG…

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Worked in Africa for some years and liked following quotes ;

Europeans all have a watch, Africans have the time

Alone you go fast, together we go far

(sounds better in French with the local rythm and rhyme)

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“Lions led by donkeys”

I think it originated from World War One but is equally useable in many of today’s work environments.

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Never ask a question to which you might not want the answer

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86% of statistics are made up.

ANON

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You see, in this world there’s two kinds of people, my friend: those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

Blondie

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Perhaps an alternative quote to JC’s would be…
“There’s only 2 kinds of music, the stuff you like and all the other stuff…”:wink:

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“A ship is safe in harbour, but that’s not what ships are for”.

“The real problem of humanity is that we have Palaeolithic emotions, medieval institutions and god-like technology.”

“Good art makes the world smaller”.

“those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.”

“Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world; indeed, it’s the only thing that ever has.”

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Pick a flower on Earth and you move the farthest star.
Paul Dirac

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‘You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friends nose!’