Now I know a lot of hi-fi tweakery is quite beyond satire, but a friend sent me a link to the Audiophile Rocks website as a joke. Not only do I think they might be serious, but they’ve got a picture of one sitting on what looks like a Nait 5i. I’ll leave you to enjoy the website at your leisure, but I couldn’t resist quoting part of the their FAQ section:
What does H2U2 stand for?
It stands for Holy Crystal Treatment, Hyper Crystal Treatment, Ultra Transparent Crystal Treatment, 2-stage Unreal Crystal Formula.
How many Crystal Formulas have you designed?
Between year 2009-2019 we designed these Crystal Formulas: Tourmaline, Alien, IsoCloud, IsoTower, Forest, 2D, 3D, Paradise, Transporter, Hell, Desert, Dolphin, Predator, Alien Ultra, Paradise Ultra, Dolphin Ultra, Unreal, Hyper, H2U2, H2U2M (Superstar), H2U2S, H2U2MS, Alien Star, Nebula and Supernova. The Superstar and Supernova are our best formulas.
I am, unusually, speechless.