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Had some terrible side effects from my Covid jab. On the upside though my WiFi reception has improved

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OK, taken from the Times magazine:
Post/lockdown, party frocks, some drinks, practising socialising. Someone whining: “I’ve definitely got Long Covid”. Don’t spoil it by saying: “what you’ve got sounds more like the menopause” :scream_cat::rofl:

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Here is someone explaining why a new piece of audiophile equipment is better

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Brilliant.

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How very very true, we have gone backwards

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And was a free alarm clock where I used to live. ~6am bar Sundays IIRC :grinning:

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100 years ago today, Tommy Cooper was born. There is a story in today’s Times that he once found himself alone in a hotel at breakfast time. He helped himself to a bowl of dry cornflakes and asked the waitress for a gin. He then poured it over the cornflakes and said to the waitress “It’s very bad for you, milk. Lots of cholesterol “

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I wonder if it has a record out facility?

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I’ve just ordered a chicken on Amazon. At the same time I ordered an egg on Ebay… I’ll keep you posted!!!

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If either don’t turn up will you be crying fowl?

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I won’t be too worried to be fair as they both only cost me a poultry amount.

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Boom Boom!!

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