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Milk first! 
A cut above the usual tourist attraction, do you pay a Ransome to get in (or out)?
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I had an old aunt who passed away recently. When clearing out her attic we discovered a Rembrandt and a Stradivarias.
Unfortunately Rembrandt was rubbish at making violins and Stradivarius was a crap painter
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Thanks to Tommy Cooper.
That’s in Southport near where I live, never been in though
I was up clearing the attic for the wife.
Filthy, dusty and covered in cobwebs.
Still, she’s good with the kids.
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You have to be a man, or an unusual woman, of a certain age to understand that!
Best
David
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Gone.
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Gone.
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Hope they don’t get turfed out …
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Because they just don’t cut it anymore?
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They have a growing grass root support
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The place looks a bit seedy to be honest
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I heard that one of their employees left for a better paid job and came back as they found that the grass isn’t always greener…
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So, these gender neutral, stateless, ape descendants of undisclosed age, height, girth and religion walk into a bar…
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Hope it was a Gay bar.
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