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Courtesy of Private Eye.

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I’m trying to get into the Christmas spirit but I can’t get into the bl**dy bottle

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A pun is not fully matured until it is full groan

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My emotional support animal is a chicken.
In a tortilla.
With cheese on top

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I wanted to be a Gregorian monk, but I never got the chants

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I was just about to (apologetically) point out that there’s no such thing as a Gregorian monk - the chant being named after Pope Gregory I because he collected and codified it in the 6th century - but a quick check on google saved me some embarrassment. There is, in fact, an American Brotherhood of St Gregory whose members are indeed known as Gregorians. Omni die enim die schola, eh?

So, yes. As you were.

:grin:

Mark

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Ahahahaaaaahaaaahhaaahahaaaaaaa-mehehhehhheeeeeheheeen.

(A melismatic Amen)

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Every day is a School day for those who didn’t do Latin…:wink:

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I had the same thought, and found the same thing.

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If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

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