Dull man’s honest protest/declaration of their favourite stove top !
Putting in sharp relief the nature of climate vs domestic energy protest placards perhaps ?
Keep up.
While Mark was shopping for pet supplies, one of the salespeople came running up to him.
“Mark! Mark! I just saw someone driving off with your BMW!”
“Dear God! Did you try to stop him?”
“No,” said the clerk, “but don’t worry—I got the license plate number!”
Saw this statue today. I suppose it was meant as a tribute to athleticism but, from the angle I saw it, it came across as more a stark warning about the long-term effects of sexually-transmitted diseases:
I don’t suppose there is any indication that the car will be found.
No indicators at all. 
“Your dessert, Mr. Connery”
It actually depicts a method of penis enlargement commonly used in medieval times.
WARNING TO BMW OWNERS.
Please. Do not attempt this. More modern and safer methods are now available.
I know that video. I bursted out laughing when the narrator says 'Is it a religion or a disease? ’ 
I think nothing changed today. What do you think?