“It is true that, as Mr Louis Armstrong once sang, it’s a wonderful world and it would be more wonderful still, but for some of the people that are in it”:
Alfred Wainwright.
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“If in the last few years you haven’t discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse. You may be dead."
Gelett Burgess
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Or is this a joke? Curtesy of the Tiger Lilies. I may have posted this several years ago but I was reminded of its relevance just now.
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The teabag goes in the cup but the hot water goes in the teapot?
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The wet man does not fear the rain
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Struggling with that first one!
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It’s easy. Just don’t buy it and don’t overthink it. Enjoy the glass every now and then.
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I take that approach with biscuits and cake
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I fail at that too. Wave a cake under my nose, and your hand will be chomped off!
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The universe is indifferent
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The difference between an optimist and a pessimist is that the optimist is given the right medicine.
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I call myself an optimistic pessimist or is it a pessimistic optimistic.
An optimist is someone who doesn’t know all the facts
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I will quote you when I write to my estate agent and IFA today
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Speak for yourself.
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