Hiss!

I seem to have developed a hiss this morning. Any suggestions?

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That’s not a SNAIC… :snake:

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Overpriced snakeoil mate.

Are you in the UK?
If so, there are three types of snake and a legless lizard.
The slow worm is a lizard and tends not to have well defined markings.
The smooth snake is rare and only found in a few locations.
Adder/viper tends to have a well defined zig zag marking, hence, using Google and guesswork only, a young grass snake? This is the picture I found that is most like your visitor https://images.app.goo.gl/tUF7sZErvjUzruHKA

I am indeed in the UK. But I gather that this is actually a Garter Snake - presumably over here on his holidays from North America. I was told it wasn’t very venomous so I managed to get it into a biscuit tin and it has since been taken away by a proper snake handler.

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… Where’s it’s mum?

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Wherever she is, she is probably cross…

…where did that draught-excluder come from?

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I was kinda wondering that myself! :frowning_with_open_mouth:

Your fabric conditioner is aptly named :slightly_smiling_face: