I thought the joke string was getting a little long on the tooth and needed a freshing.

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So a guy and his wife were in bed and it’s 2 a.m. in the morning and the phone rings. The husband rolls over and answers it. His wife here’s him say to the caller how the hell would I know we’re two miles from from there. The husband hangs up and his wife says who was that calling the husband replies some clown want to know if the coast was clear.


Gordon, while I understand the sentiment here, please could we just stick to the one Jokes thread. Thanks.

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