Just in case anyone is wondering about my absence……

………. I’ll probably not be logging on for a few hours later today….

.sjb

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Have you found something interesting to do.:grin:

Have you set your out of office message?

Remind me who you are again

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Please set your online status to ‘Away’ and link your GPS to your ‘Current Location’, so we know where you are and when to expect you back.

Thanks John. That’ll save me from worrying unnecessarily.

I hope you enjoy your trip back into the real world. Please let us know what it is like at the moment.

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Please don’t!

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I’m just going for a pee…

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Remember to wash your hands.

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Will you cope with being away for so long?

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The Truth is out there…

You’ll be missed

Tesco shop or a large poo?

I’m back!

How was the place without me?

.sjb

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I wasn’t aware you had gone. In case anyone was worried about me yesterday afternoon I was busy playing golf.

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I thought you died already on top of a mountain in Peru ??!

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Just back from a very satisfying No 2

wrong thread mr duck, technically that was something you did in the last 24 hours. suggest you retire from the forum for 24 hours and give yourself a serious b****cking.