Kanye West surely
How long is this river it could up the Thames by now.
Here comes the towel.
The Towel of Truth.
Blimey it’s a long walk as well.
Is it Arnie under that hood?
Love it if the flag once unfurled is a pink fairy in a Tutu on a monocycle
I like this bit very unifying.
Na… e-coli would have had it earlier if on the Thames
This is best Paris Olympics Opening ceremony I’ve ever seen
It’s certainly turned very conventional. The madness and eccentricity has evaporated
At least the tide was in….good planning
Bring on the closing ceremony!
Always best to know where your towel is.
With your pint and peanuts
Would you believe it we’re just having an electrical storm and I’ve lost the picture. Doh.
I bet everyone in the choir is glad they got their hair done.
Bit worried about those violins.
There are choirs. A flag has been raised. Not much else to report.
Blimey Macron’s just stripped naked and jumped in the fountain!