Dog sees human put food in their bowl every day: “This person must be a god!”
Cat sees human put food in their bowl every day: “I must be a god!”
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“The first time we had him for a bollocking he sat there with a look on his face as much as to say but I’m Trevor Francis”, Brian Clough.
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“That’s the great thing about America. It doesn’t matter who you are. You could be Elizabeth Taylor or the President or a bum on the corner, but you can’t get better Coca Cola.”
Drella.
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Hmm.
A friend in need is damn nuisance, so get rid of them. ( Tommy Cooper)
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If at first you do not succeed give up, there is no point in making a fool of yourself. ( Spike Milligan)
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bunch of plagiarists….here’s one I made up
What use is power if you don’t abuse it!
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I remember his first interview after his high profile transfer. Cloughie was sat alongside him.
Francis was asked if he would be playing in the next match. Before he could answer, Clough commented, “He will……if I pick him!”
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I heard it all today on Sky Sports tennis “…….. really is serving well and she’s got a terrific slice”!
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