The Grand Cafe

Ha ha good comeback :+1:

Just taking the p**s

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I know. So am I. :rofl::rofl:

Iā€™ve got phone call in the morning with Customs :grinning:

Donā€™t tell me theyā€™re finally deporting you.

Are you going to block Peteā€™s Orkestras from being imported?

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No Mrs Pete will probably try that, she is in Sydney over the weekend. :rofl::rofl::grin:

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Anyway none of this means anything I just got an email and apparently Iā€™ve just won $365m in a lottery in the States.

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Iā€™d share my creditcard details in a min to make sure this money can be send quickly.

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Thatā€™s good cause it was your details I gave them. :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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No Iā€™m getting customs to divert them to my address :grinning:

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Is that where ā€˜custom tailoredā€™ comes from?

Or ā€˜customisedā€™?

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Ha ha good one Ardbeg

Funny lads at Brooks.

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In what way?

It has the very same size as e.g Durex. I had this one in my wallet and when I opened my wallet this dropped on the ground just in front of my mum. Didnā€™t know how quickly to take it again.

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As Proofide is meant to soften up whatever it is applied to, I would strongly recommend that you donā€™t mistake it for a condom

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Thanks for rubbing that in :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

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Ew!

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Is there a product for doing the opposite? Just wonderingā€¦

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I think you might have spotted a market opportunity!

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