You’re right, we don’t… 
We don’t , but after bangers and mash for a few days you might need some😁
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You’ve obviously not had it lightly spread over butter and fresh white bread. A lot people make the mistake of spreading it way too thick.
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Bangers yes mash no. I haven’t had any carbs (except a few beers) for almost a month.
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You could have stopped right there.
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I don’t like Marmite either, which I believe is much the same thing.
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No it’s a poor imitation
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This time next week I’ll be in the air and on my way.
Lock up your grandmothers. 
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I hope you are bringing gifts for all of us…
Yep just call me Johnny Bairstow.
I have always assumed you looked a bit more like Rod Marsh
No the reference to Bairstow is the Aus press call him Santa Claus.
Yup. Deliberately ignoring that fact!
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Are you bringing your pads in case you get a call up?
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They’d be calling my mother in law before they called me.
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Leave your granddaughter at home Pete
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Why do all Aussies think we need Tim Tams? Aren’t they just a crap version of a crap biscuit which is the chocolate bourbon?
Save space in your luggage, Pete.
It was only a gesture not meant to be a cultural insult. Guess it’s like the English and Americans thinking we all drink Forsters.
Sorry Pete. That was meant in jest too.