Things I Have Not Done In The Last 24 hours

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In contrast again to an existing thread…

To start…

Made then eaten a whale omelette.

Repointed the remaining parts of the Berlin Wall.

Run the entire M25 wearing just clogs.

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Riding my mountainbike, because I’m recovering from surgery … need to be patient and wait at least ‘till January

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Hm, just in time for the snow?

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I haven’t flown sideways in time.

Neither have I been cloudbusting.

I have totally avoided red skies at night.

There has been no cat scratching or elevated temperatures in my vicinity.

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Surely it would be quicker to run round the M25 than drive round it?

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I have not enjoyed the intimate company of Anne Hathaway.

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You obviously lack Will power.

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I haven’t been to a Party in the Westminster area. Honest!

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I have not knitted in my bathroom

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I haven’t ridden a white swan.

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Slept :flushed:

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I haven’t bought a house, nor a septic tank.

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Over half the jobs at work I promised myself I’d finish by Christmas.

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Wrapped any Christmas presents or written any Christmas cards for that matter

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I haven’t tested positive for covid

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Not climbed mount snowdon through the medium of dance while singing Hallelujah and watching BBC news on an 80inch oled TV, naked, but don’t ask me why!

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You’ve not lived then.

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Have not met Godot

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That could be said, young man!

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In the last 24hours, I still haven’t got used to hearing Suicide’ Cheree on a bloody Marc Jacobs advert…

Makes me twitch, every time.