Things you shouldn't say to an audiophile

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“Nice plant stands”, gesturing to speakers.

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My knob is bigger than yours.

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“How many Watts is that?” was my personal peeve!

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I just use my phone and ear buds, they sound about the same as all that.

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My late Father “too much frigging about son”!

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My wife insisted on putting plants on my Naim 702 (I think that was the type - Mordaunt-Short bas, Goodmans tweeters). Nothing I could do to stop her. Lovely water ring marks on the teak veneer. Her sister does the same to her husband’s speakers. Both of them hate to see an empty horizontal flat surface. Got a pair of S600 Ovators, which put an end to that.

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“Does it do Bluetooth…”

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“All that black, and the wires, yuk!”

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“What’s the most recent novel you read?”

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‘It’s all 1’s and 0’s these days, isn’t it?’

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“It’s all 1’s and 0’s – it has to sound the same…”

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Yes, while I’m surprised something wasn’t used in betwen to protect the veneer, a non-horizontal speaker top makes a lot of sense!

Tilt them back - problem soon solved.

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Or if that ‘fires’ too high, tilt sideways…

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“Can I bring my James Last LP round?”

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“….it could do with a sharp needle to dig out all that muck on it since the kids used it as a frisbee and the dog ran off with it!”

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“Have you got any Dire Straits?”

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A true Audiophile can still correct you for grammatical mistakes in your spoken delivery.
They can hear the wrong inflections a mile away.
So I would still be very careful.

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Is that mono or stereo. :partying_face:

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