On the cusp of a new year (happy New Year to our members in NZ & Australia!), a new and refreshed “Best Jokes” thread for 2026.
A word about the moderation policy for the “Best Jokes” thread; As previously stated on the old thread, there is a such a diversity of ethnicity, background, and culture here, that what may well be deemed funny by some may well be seen as quite the opposite, or indeed quite offensive by others. So, barring any so-called jokes that may either breach forum rules, or that are deemed incontrovertibly unacceptable by the mods, it’s otherwise down to you the members to ultimately decide for yourselves what is or what isn’t acceptable. Therefore, any member can flag up a joke as unacceptable and there’s a high likelihood that it will be removed. This is a hifi forum first and foremost, but always remember that it also has Naim’s name to it. Thanks.
I went out and got drunk last night. I mean really drunk. First time in ages. Can’t remember much about what happened but I woke up in this filthy bedroom, clothes and underwear scattered everywhere, cheap and nasty wallpaper, with a huge, naked woman snoring next to me. So at least I got home OK
Yes my wife left me yesterday.
I then spent my life savings on a gambling website, loads of cocaine and three ladies. Sold the dog and the children. It was the best day of my life.
Although the wife was livid when she got back from visiting her family.
A guy was playing golf one day and got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said “Can you please help me, I don’t know what hole I’m on”.
She told him “You are one hole behind me. I’m on 7, you’re on 6”. He thanked her and continued playing golf. On the back nine he got lost again. He saw the same lady and went to her again kind of embarrassed. “I’m sorry to bother you again but I’m lost again, can you please tell me what hole I’m on”.
She told him “You are one hole behind me. I’m on 14. You are on 13”. Again, he thanked her and continued playing golf. When he finished he saw her in the clubhouse. He went up to her and asked if he could buy her a drink for helping him out. She accepted. As they were drinking and talking he asked her what she did for a living. “I’m in sales”. He replied “no kidding so am I. What do you sell?”.
She: “You’d laugh if I tell”. He kept pleading to know what she sold she said she’d tell him if he promised not to laugh. He promised. She said “I sell tampons”. He immediately fell to the floor laughing hysterically. She said “You promised you wouldn’t laugh”. He replied “I’m sorry, but I couldn’t help it. I sell toilet paper. I’m still one hole behind you”.
