Like many of us these days, you are probably concerned about the possible presence of ultra processed foods your diet.
Trouble is, how to decide whether a given food is, in fact, a UPF?
Here’s how: can you imagine it being fed to a child who only plays with wooden toys?!
(From the 6.30 on R4 just now.)
My wife brought my anger problem to my attention today. She didn’t put it like that, but she has left me. And, to be honest with you, my anger problem? Gone.
Don’t you just hate it when you haven’t enough material to finish a job.
Coprolites aren’t my favourite fossil, but they’re a solid number 2.
And the only turds you can polish.
Your forgetting the 3 courses of Yorkshire Pudding !!!
The sheriff of a small town was also the town’s veterinarian.
One night the phone rang, and his wife answered.
An agitated voice inquired, “Is your husband there?”
“Do you require his services as a sheriff or as a vet,” the wife asked?
“Both,” the caller replied. “We can’t get our dog’s mouth open, and there’s a burglar in it.”