All men like to think that they are marrying a nymphomaniac.
The problem is that after a few years the nympho leaves and the maniac remains.
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Years?
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My wife left a note on the fridge “Sorry This isn’t working any more”
I don’t know what she’s on about. I opened the fridge door and it seemed to be working fine.
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Cheap Circumcision ?
It’s a Rip Off!
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Probably some unpaid intern…..
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well if it was real it might just be funny
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A physicist recently won a Nobel Prize
Over the course of the next few weeks he is welcomed to many ceremonies and events as a guest speaker.
On the way to the next event at Caltech University, he rehearses his speech again. During a pause, his driver says “You know I’ve heard your speech so many times, I can pretty much recite it word-for-word.”
“Can you really?” the physicist remarks, and challenges the driver to see whether he can deliver the speech at the University. The driver accepts this challenge; they stop to change clothes and switch seats.
They are graciously welcomed into the lecture theatre and the physicist sits near the front. Nobody suspects a thing while the driver stands confidently on stage and delivers the speech flawlessly and charismatically.
After a cheerful applause, the floor is opened up for questions and answers. Normally no questions are asked, but a somewhat arrogant young man grills the driver and asks him a tricky physics question.
The driver simply laughs and shouts, “Young man, that question is ridiculously easy. I’ll even let my driver here in the front answer that!”
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Must be crackers. 
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Bit cheesy if you ask me.
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Sometimes you can be so Ritzy.
You’re Putin’ it on now.
AI generated image?
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