I think you’ll find the word you’re looking for is “stereotypes".
Anyway, back to it:
A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar and the barman says “what’s this, some sort of joke?”
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Possibly but stereotype is a bit reductionist. Archetype might indicate a true observed pattern 
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a German, an Italian, a Swede, a Norwegian, an American, a Mexican, an Israeli, an Australian and a Korean all go to a nightclub.
The bouncer refuses them entry, saying ‘You’re not coming in here without a Thai.
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A priest, an imam and a rabbit go into a bar. The rabbit says “I think I’m a typo”
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An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, ‘How do you expect to get into Heaven?’
The boy thought it over and said, ‘Well, I’ll run in and out and in and out, and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, ‘For Heaven’s sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!”
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My girlfriend said she wanted me to treat her like a princess.
So I married her off to a complete stranger to strengthen our alliance with Saudi Arabia.
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My wife complained that I never treat her as I did when we were going out before we were married.
So last night, I took her for a romantic meal, watched the sunset with her and then went to the movies sitting on the back row holding hands and canoodling.
When we left, I gave her a kiss and took her home to her mother’s.
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I wouldn’t say my mother-in-law is a large women but it took my father-in-law two trips to carry her over the threshold.
( Les Dawson)
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well.
I was amazed, I never knew they worked.
(Les Dawson).
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General Custer and his aide were in the fort.
The aide said, “General, I don’t like the sound of those drums.”
From over in the hills came a voice yelling, “It’s not our regular drummer.”
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“Poor old bloke,” thought the fella as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink.
As they sipped their whiskies, the guy thought he’d humour the bloke and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”
He replied, “You’re the eighth.”
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I was at a pub in Lincoln’s Inn yesterday.
A couple of lawyers walk in.
They order drinks and move to a table, then take some sandwiches out of their briefcases.
Seeing this, the angry publican exclaims, “Excuse me, but you can’t eat your own sandwiches in here!”
The two lawyers look at each other, shrug their shoulders, and then exchange sandwiches.
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Two German secret agents walk into a pub in London during WW2 and one of them said to the barman, “Two martinis, please.”
The barman asked, “Dry?”
“Nein! Zwei!”
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A man was sitting in the bar in departures at Manchester airport. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He assumes, because she’s got a uniform on, she’s probably an off-duty flight attendant. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.
He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto, “We love to fly and it shows.”
The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line. He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto, “Winning the hearts of the world.”
Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face. Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto, “Going beyond expectations.”
The woman looks at him sternly and says,”What the fcuck do you want?”
“Ah!” he says, sitting back with a smile on his face, “British Airways”
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The guy who made the giant eclairs at our local patisserie retired today.
His successor has very big choux to fill.
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Easy to distract fat people. Piece of cake.
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How many audio engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
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How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
We’ll never know, the task is going to drift into whether it’s better to replace it with a filament or led, then end in an argument.
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