It’s like a normal Dal, but a little 'otter
“Now that we’re married, you can get rid of the HiFi”
“You sound like my ex-wife”
“I didn’t know you were previously married”
“You never listen to me, you only hear what you want to hear”
“Sure, I’ll have a beer”
A human fart can be louder than a trombone.
I discovered this at my daughter’s school concert.
We have a new candidate for best joke thread of the week:
Seems like the capacitors are not the same in these two pictures. But why it is the best joke?
Read the thread. It’s the thread that is the joke, not the capacitors or the photos.
Just read. I think it’s okay to ask question like this but what were written in the thread are funny
Dad, did you know that in some countries you don’t know who your wife is until you get married?
It’s like that everywhere, son.
I really wish I could find out what IDK means. Everyone I ask just says “I don’t know”
If you had to choose between £5,000,000 and your significant other, what’s the first thing that you’d buy?
I got an email that explains how to read maps backwards. It was spam.
Did it also tell you what cheese is made backwards?
Silly, that’s for the journey back home
That’s double Dutch to me.