Not a joke as such but an amusing true experience at the supermarket this afternoon.
I was pleased to find that the store in question had put a guard on the door limiting people to a minimum and one in one out.
I waited to be admitted to what were still sparcely stocked shelves that resembled the aftermath of a locust plague. The few people inside were wandering the aisles obeying signs to keep a 2 metre distance.
Pausing to eye the few remaining items in the fruit n veg Isle was disconcertingly surreal as I was aware of another shopper staring intently from 2 metres away to see if I was going to lay my hands on the sole remaining bag of spuds.
I’ve bought a dart board and stuck a map of the world on it. I gave the missus a dart and told her to throw it and wherever it landed I would take her there for a romantic holiday when the pandemic is over.
Turns out were going to spend a fortnight behind the fridge
Under current guidelines nobody should cough within 2 metres of you. If they do then it is to be recorded as a ‘near cough’ and you should immediately instruct them to 'far cough.’…
not only that Rod, who invented/discovered the the stuff in the first place, and has it been patented. Is the same as selling your soul to the devil, d’ye think?