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Reports emerging from Russia suggest there have been 2 deaths there so far related to the Corona Virus outbreak. One was an 80-year-old man with underlying problems and the other was the journalist who reported it.

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Priest: “What is your view on celibacy?”

Me: “I thought her vocal performance on the Goldfinger theme song was outstanding.”

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How ironic that might be - if it were true.

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Start getting the Sun. some string and a nail. Us oldies will get this

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'aaaaarold!!!

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Run out of toilet roll? No problem. (Give time to load)

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They go forward!

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A naval post …

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Looks like she’s getting in poll position

Wrong, spring forward So an hour less in solitary

Yes. But the joke is that it doesn’t make any difference. Really. When you think about it.

Sent to me by a friend. I like a literary allusions…

What’s the difference between COVID-19 and Romeo and Juliet? COVID -19 is a corona virus, Romeo and Juliet was a Verona crisis

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What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Dubai don’t like the Flint Stones. Abu Dhabi Do.

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Just for the Godzilla bit…