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Conspiracy theories behind every iOS app…

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steve

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Another post from Ciren’

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I read a lovely story about ethically-sourced coffee to my kids last night. It had a fair retail ending.

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As a show of appreciation for delivery drivers who are continuing to work through this pandemic, the public are asked to stay at home tomorrow and clap some time between 9am and 6pm.

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A real Creationist book page:

If it weren’t so sad, it would be hilarious

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Holy, Mary Mother of Jesus!

Is it?

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AFAIK.
I don’t buy Creationist books, so I could be wrong.

It would seem typical of that ‘mind’-set tho…

The internet is all too good at serving up what we want to believe.

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“The internet is all too good at serving up what we want to believe.”

Maybe…

Unless claps are unexpectedly out of stock of course.

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David

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How do you get down from an elephant?
You don’t, you get it from a duck.

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Indeed - I’m sceptical that homosexuality would be mentioned in that context. Generally though, as steviebee says, it is very much in line with the silliness of that mindset.

Mark

Not much on the supermarket shelves yesterday so I decided to improvise.

So dinner last night was a risotto I made with some fresh mushrooms I foraged for locally.

Not only was it delicious, but soon after a Welsh male voice choir of purple elephants showed up and sang the whole of Meatloaf’s Bat Out of Hell album, accompanied by a fantastic technicolored light show!

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Debs … You are a gem … I happen to love Welsh Male Voice choirs

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