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Can anyone recommend some torture techniques to use on the souls of the damned? Asking for a fiend.

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Not that I ever needed a reason…

Credit: Tiger Lilies

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BREAKING NEWS

Two people found sunbathing in Scotland earlier today have tested positive for hypothermia.

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I’m currently helping my wife search her chocolate that I eat last night.

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The corona virus thing is like a Test match being played out in the year 20:20

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That’s my approach too
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Thanks again to the Tiger Lilies

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Forgive the ignorance but who/what are the Tiger Lilies?

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They were the last band I saw before heading out to Eastern Europe in 1992. They played the Paradise Club by way of Kensal Green. Their FB page has a series of humorous comments, if you are that way inclined. They are an acquired taste - best in small doses.

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Thanks @Camphuw
Ah, I remember I have heard of the group!

I thought TL was code for another hifi forum, lol!

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If you see this wheely bin floating, you have been in isolation too long. It’s just a wet spot on the pavement…

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“What’s for dinner, mammy?”
“Would you like toad in the hole?”
“F**k, I only asked!”

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I’ve just heard that there will be a round of applause for courier and delivery drivers.

It will be sometime between 9am and 5pm tomorrow.

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Was discussing last night with the missus spicing up our sex life.
I suggested we have a kinky night and try the back to back position.
“Back to back?” she said looking puzzled “that’s impossible”
“Yes it is” I replied “I’ve invited the couple round from next door”

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