Thanks to some American friends …
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My wife says I have two faults. One is I don’t listen, the other is something else she said while my mind drifted away from the conversation…
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Spikes could do with an upgrade!
Sorry, I’ve just drifted over from Hi-Fi Corner. Old habits and all that.
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What’s the microphone for?
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Maybe it wants some feedback?
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The Saudi’s have taken the idea of building a Nightingale hospital in the capital Riyadh.
It’s called Florence of Arabia.
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I’ve just ordered some of Elvis Costello’s new range of veggie Mediterranean sausages… olive salamis are on their way…
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When Admiral Nelson died he was 5 ft tall, but his statue in Trafalgar Square is 15 ft tall; therefore, that’s a Horatio of 1:3.
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WHAT is worse than a giraffe with a sore neck?
A centipede with verrucas.
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How do you get two whales in a mini?
Go down the M4 and turn right at Cardiff.
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I hope the pubs open soon, I need to cut down on my drinking.
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